To a beautiful girl I know

Yeah... men have a gut. We are sometimes bald, and not all of us are endowed like porn stars. Some of us are poor, some of us are old, some of our women have small or saggy breasts, fat around their waist, and don't have the time nor the genetic predisposition to look like supermodels. Real women have lives, jobs, families and children. First and foremost, real women have problems, goals and expectations, so even your small STD infested brain can understand why most women don't look or act like you do.

We, the men and women of Earth, have difficult duties to perform, unforgiving lives, and most of us where not born rich or beautiful. Yes, we may not be the smartest in the world, and sometimes we look overwhelmed because we are. We all have troubled pasts and issues, because some other cunt just like you broke our hearts, wasted our youth, and left us like disposable toys. We should all be treated as equal, regardless of race, gender, age, or the amount of money daddy gave us for useless expensive shit. This equality comes with great responsibility on everyone's part, and sometimes with great sacrifice.

Stop lecturing us about the privileges you deserve, the ugliness of others, and the unfairness of life. Please stop using the expression "common people" to identify everyone other than you. Whenever I hear those words coming out of your mouth I feel an urge to punch your skull in. Stop crying about the hunger you never experienced, the hardships you never faced, and all the little cutesy critters you see murdered on TV. Some of them died so you cant rest your perfect ass on genuine leather in your luxury car, the price of which could feed a village. Some of them died so you can have your beauty products, lubricants, tanning lotions and that penis implant your boyfriend desperately needs. I know he's pretty, but someday you'll have to face the fact that he's gay. Trust me I'm a psychologist.

Start acting like a human being before you expect to be treated as such, you sycophantic neo-fascist. Nobody deserves to be mocked for being poor, weak, loving somebody or not having the same values as you. Weakness and poverty are punishment enough, but then again I can't expect you to know that. No one deserves to be treated as a lower form of life just because they can't abide by your unrealistic standards of beauty and wealth. Get off your mighty horse and join the rest of us in the real world, you overfed dimwitted pretentious bourgeois cunt.